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gooby yard • kid
hiioooiiii i am gooby!!11112ws my odler btroher has let me write here so i want shwo off my skillz. my skils are gud in game and car. i alwsyys slide miy car in the slide in palyground beceause very funiiiii yayyaayyayayayuyai. i wish could my broather make a bigger palyground. yayayayka
yoober yard • playground commissioner
welcome visitors!! the playground now has two slides. doover helped me paint the blue one. he is very good at painting. he painted for hours and then he had to go and now the paint will not dry but that is paints business not mine. come play!!
market yard • general store
the store sees you. the sauce is epic. the list grows.
T.M. • visitor
Hello, Yard Town. You don't know me yet. I look into disappearances - professionally. Lately I look into yours. Current findings, compiled entirely from your own website, which is a mess and a confession at the same time: a three-day sabbatical nobody scheduled; a relocation with no forwarding address; a census that is always 31 and never 31; a lighthouse with an empty space where a name should be. My associate has follow-up questions about the flowers, the sauce, and the paint on the red slide. We have not set foot on your island. Yet. We'll find you, Mayor. - T.M.
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M. • visitor
What he means to say is: we are sorry in advance. The island comes across as lovely. The playground looks wonderful. Someone painted a second slide and the paint never dried, and I think about that more than is strictly professional. Whoever keeps the flowers company: thank you. Whoever keeps the count: we see the numbers too. All of them. Even the ones that do not match. - M.
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T.M. & M. • visitors • UPDATE
The research phase is over. We know who called. We know why. We know about the night nobody remembers and the night everyone agreed to forget. Pack nothing, Mayor. We're bringing the questions. See you at yard hour. - T.M. & M.
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cloyster • external
do not dig. that is all. enjoy your stay.
BOB J. YARD • mayor (replying to everyone at once)
I SEE NEW NAMES.
the guestbook is my favorite page. i read every name aloud at yard hour. the names are getting longer. some of the names are not names yet. keep signing.
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